Today I had an invisible cat in the house.
Buzzy Cold Breeze Box has stopped buzzing. Weird.
I can hear the Cuddle Human calling for me, but I will wait for Buzzy Cold Breeze Box to start again. In the meantime, everyone knows it's safer under the bed.
Stupid Buzzy Cold Breeze Box. Why won't you turn on????
I give up. Where is my breakfast? Where is the Cuddle Human? I'm so lonely! I will brave the world beyond the under-bed...but only because I'm hungry.
And we lived happily ever after.