Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Taco Tuesday - hungry

 You would think that Taco is starving all the time, if you tally up all the inedible things he eats.

Keep in mind that this is a partial list of what he's done recently. 
If we tally up his lifetime achievements, it would take all day.
 Rest in peace, sock. Seriously stop eating my socks!
 Rest in peace, Frankenball. At least until I patch you up again.
 Rest in peace, radish. This WAS a radish. I had made a giant green leaf at the top,
where there is now just a hole.
the shower curtain...what's left of it.
 I can't even guess what would possess him to eat the shower curtain. We definitely did not find enough pieces to account for all the holes.

He had a busy night, while we were sleeping.
 Oh, poor Sushi. Bit his tail fin clean off.
 Bunny doesn't remember this, but Taco gave him a lobotomy. Bunny had two ears before that.

 He had all of his toes, too, until one fateful day...
 Now we all know that on the inside, Taco is pure evil.
Why else give a bunny a lobotomy?

10 comments:

  1. I hate to imagine what his litter box must look like! Yikes!

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  2. holy moly! I'm laughing at the last picture but I'm sorry kitty eats everything! I woke up to my boyfriend's cat munching on a piece of paper this morning and it was the most annoying sound ever.

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    1. I find it's helpful when the cat likes to eat something noisy...so you get a chance to tell them to knock it off! (It's the quietly-eaten objects that never have a chance.)

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  3. "Bunny does not remember this" HAHAAH. I can't, Cara. This is too good. Bug just claws at things, he never eats them. Things in my studio that are clawed to shreds include but are not limited to those fabric cube storage boxes. I've given up buying new ones. Those are for destroying first and holding supplies second. Clearly.

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    1. Definitely should have made our cats sign contracts to acknowledge that all of *our* toys are not *their* toys. Then we could sue their adorably furry little butts.

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    2. Wait, there's more than just Taco?

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  4. Oh my goodness! That is the lobotomy of a neurosurgeon. Better start sleeping with one eye open, perhaps Taco is an evil genius!

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  5. Taco: How many hints do I have to drop about a change of scenery in the bathroom? You know what, forget being subtle, it's time for the hammer.

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    1. We did replace the shower curtain liner with a clear one, so now he can keep tabs on us without shredding a window in the curtain. (Three days without holes! Fingers crossed!)

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