I look for work; I only find humor.

Sometimes, I try to make a little money by looking through the Alchemy posts on Etsy.com ...
Usually, I find a mix of things. Often there are very amusing descriptions to help guide you, the viewer and potential designer, place a bid on their project.

One went like this:
"I need wedding invitations. I want something that says WOW. She likes flowers, he likes guns."

And that was it. Like, hey etsy users, work your graphic design magic on that one!

So I thought...