A postcard from my very own sister graced my mailbox this week.
The caption on the back reads "Yup. These pants definitely make my butt look big. Hoot-hoot."
It's okay, owl-chica. I've been having the same problem. Only once I realized that all my pants made my butt look big, I had to admit that my butt was just big. Sometimes the truth hurts, and sometimes it's a bit ... cushioned.