Today I had an invisible cat in the house.
Noon:
Buzzy Cold Breeze Box has stopped buzzing. Weird.
1pm:
I can hear the Cuddle Human calling for me, but I will wait for Buzzy Cold Breeze Box to start again. In the meantime, everyone knows it's safer under the bed.
2pm:
zzzzzzzz
3pm:
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
4pm:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 pm:
Stupid Buzzy Cold Breeze Box. Why won't you turn on????
6 pm:
I give up. Where is my breakfast? Where is the Cuddle Human? I'm so lonely! I will brave the world beyond the under-bed...but only because I'm hungry.
At about 6:01, Taco appears and commences meowing insanely for five minutes straight, until I pet him, and point out that his food dish is where it always is.
And we lived happily ever after.
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